The Trainer Wife

I wish I could figure out what it is about me that makes guys want to get married. The funny thing about it is that it's not me they want to marry. Its always the next girl they date. Two of my exes, within the past 5 years, have married the first woman they dated after me. Another one got tricked into having had a kid with the next one. And now another one is planning on proposing.

Remember the ex from 10 years ago that I was bitching about? I had gotten fucking sick of tired of listening to him go on and on about sex and dating and all of that crap. He had asked me about online dating sites where he could find something "casual". So I told him to go to Craigslist.

All of a sudden, I wasn't hearing from him anymore. He went from texting me every single day to texting me like every few weeks. Turns out he did meet some chick on Craigslist. Ha! I figured he must be getting some from somewhere since he wasn't bugging me anymore.

Well that was about 3 months ago. He texted me again last night, telling me how great this girl is, how its such a healthy relationship, blahblahblah. I jokingly told him to send me an invitation to the wedding. He said he hasn't asked her yet. Yet.... Oh but he plans to.

Three months, they've been dating. Fuuuuuck.

Oh well. Better them than me.