If you haven't taken this test, do it. Feel free to leave a comment with your results. I have yet to read the other possible types. I was too amused by my own.
 | | Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)
We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:
But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.
Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.
Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
| Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.
But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.
AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. |
3 spankings:
The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.
We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself. Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them. ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah (DBLM), The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The Vapor Trail (RBLM), The Bachelor (DGSM) CONSIDER: The Gentleman (DGLM), someone just like you.
Why did you stop posting?!
Sorry, sweets. Real life took over for bit. Plus, I wasn't getting any so I didn't have much to write about! ;)
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